Vampire Santa's Eggnog

What's that sound? 

Is it the sound of Vampire Santa dragging his sorry sackful of eggnog around once again for the holiday season? 

HELL YES, VIRGINIA!

It's time for that holiday heathen, Vampire Santa, to rise up out of his claw-scarred coffin, and get those zombie elves busy mixing and slinging his despicably delicious Vampire Santa's Eggnog your way! Order yours here!

(If you're looking for another way to be sucked dry, join the Vampire Santa Facebook group!)



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