Monday, March 15, 2010

"Family Planning" section at Death Star Kroger

It it me or is it totally southern to call the condom/lube aisle the "Family Planning" section?


slvrnmph said...

Mick you are hilarious. And so is this. Thanks for sharing.

jaunty said...

I hereby submit that it's NOT totally southern - unless by "southern" you mean New York City. IMHO this phraseology is due for an update. How about the "Gettin' Down" section? Too overt?

Now, please, I need to know what is the Death Star Kroger?

Mick Jeffries said...

ACE Weekly is somewhat responsible for the smirky naming of the assorted Krogers in Lexington.

It may have started with "Disco Kroger," which is the Euclid one.. "Death Star" Kroger — Beaumont — is so named because it seems to be as big as the Death Star, I think.

I think there's an article somewhere online, if you search.. ah; here it is

I think I have sometimes been credited with naming the Richmond Road branch "Webb Krogre"

jaunty said...

aha! I see. I pledge eternal loyalty to the one I patronized from 1986-1997. I shall remain true to thee, O Disco Kroger.